A Drinking Game

Oh damn, you made it! Welcome to Beer Me! the ultimate party drinking game that everyone instantly remembers and talks about after their first game! This portable shit show has been lovingly crafted for parties, but it honestly creates its own 'main event' wherever it goes.

To play, roll a dice, move that many squares and do whatever the square you land on says. First maniac to reach the finish line, wins! Some squares will be familiar if you've played drinking games before. Others will be random and yes, some squares can be awful and start to escalate faster than whoever is Beer Bitch can refill drinks.

Do you know your friends well? Do you trust them to text people on your phone anything they want? Have you had sex with someone in the room? How good are your dance moves these days? Remember what a Waterfall is? Good. Brace yourself then.

Shit Gets Real

Beer Me! has three square types: Actions, Challenges and Beer Me!. The Action squares trigger game mechanics like Roll Again, Social  or Slap Someone's Ass (yes, you read that right).

Challenge squares are exactly what they sound like and will be familiar if you've played drinking games before. Each one has some flavor text for a task and a penalty such as: 

Birthdaze - Guess whose birthday is closest to yours. If you're wrong, you both DRINK 5. If you're right, give someone a SHOT!

Monkey See - While resting on this space, DRINK whenever, and do whatever, the person to your left does.

So, full disclosure, Beer Me! squares are terrible, but not dangerous. Calm down. They are worse than Challenges and are usually physical in nature like:

BEER ME! - CHUG upside down for 3 seconds. ROLL again if you succeed without making a complete mess (if you do, you have to clean it).

As the game goes on, you'll quickly realize that where you sat actually mattered. Also, there is an EPIC shortcut with awesome rewards if you can manage to land on it. Good luck though, HA!

101% Party Resistant

Let's be real. Parties get rowdy and we all know that one person who always spills shit (you know who you are). Every Beer Me! game is 100% spill resistant and glossy, so it can be wiped clean easily.

Each game comes with a fancy rules sheet, eight game pieces, two dice and a cotton bag to hold everything because we're classy like that.

The rules sheet covers things like who goes first, what to do if someone throws sloppy dice or if someone decides to join the game late like an amateur.

No Regrets

If you've come this far, then you're definitely a Pro level partier and should do yourself a favor and just go look at our store. If you're hesitating, listen, you can keep having a regular game night, or weekend house party with the same games everyone else has. Or, you can be a trend setter and a proper savage and grab a copy. 

Beer Me! is a truly unique experience and we're confident you and your degenerate friends will think so too! Someone almost always wants to order the game afterwards, and people continuously send in Snaps, photos and other random media showing off the madness, so check them out in the Gallery!

Beer Me! is a solid gift for honestly any occasion, and is a ridiculous add-on to any game collection you may already have.

Thanks for checking us out and raging, CHEERS!!!